What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 02.07.2025 08:50

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Catatonics & High Colonics

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Hysterias & Posteriors

We white women don't like white men. Do you have any issue with that?

Nuts and Butts

Freaks and Cheeks

Thumbs down again.

Vel expedita omnis impedit modi earum itaque ut.

Unacceptable again!

They put up a sign reading

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

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No go.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Everyone loved it.

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Analysis & Anal Cysts

No, not a chance

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

My mother has stage 4 ovarian cancer, and her oncologist proposed her six rounds of chemotherapy and 17 cycles of Avastin. What is your experience?

So they tried

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

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Another attempt resulted in ...

No way

Then came..

How do I come out as queer to my best friend in a funny and stupid way?

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

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Minds and Behinds

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

So, the docs changed it to read

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Next, they tried...

share office space ...

Still no good

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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Still no good.

Just Forget it!

Is there a way to remove tar from my lungs?

Loons and Moons

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

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