What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 02.07.2025 08:50

Catatonics & High Colonics
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Hysterias & Posteriors
We white women don't like white men. Do you have any issue with that?
Nuts and Butts
Freaks and Cheeks
Thumbs down again.
Vel expedita omnis impedit modi earum itaque ut.
Unacceptable again!
They put up a sign reading
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Why do you have to be 18+ to go live on TikTok?
No go.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Everyone loved it.
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Analysis & Anal Cysts
No, not a chance
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
So they tried
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
—
Another attempt resulted in ...
No way
Then came..
How do I come out as queer to my best friend in a funny and stupid way?
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
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Minds and Behinds
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
So, the docs changed it to read
Next, they tried...
share office space ...
Still no good
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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Still no good.
Just Forget it!
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Loons and Moons
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
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